Jesus transported advanced, alien technology from heaven to earth. 


The Technology of Applying Love to Our Crosses

Jesus transported advanced alien technology from heaven to earth. Furthermore, the Son of God demonstrated for us that the technology works by using it himself. He donned the jet pack and flew to show us that we, too, can fly. What a crazy daredevil this Jesus was! Jesus hung from his Cross to teach us how to hang from our crosses. When you hang as Jesus hung, cling as Jesus clung, love as Jesus loved. Hold tight and refuse to let go of love, sufferings invincible foe. Only love kicks sufferings a@@.

The Son of God did not transport and demonstrate pie-in-the-sky, head-in-the-clouds technology. He transported and demonstrated down-to-earth, practical technology. We can use it today, not just tomorrow, profitably. It is relevant to this world not just to the next. 

Furthermore, the technology is platform agnostic. It works whether you are a Roman Catholic, other Christian, Jew, Buddhist, Hindu, Muslim, Pagan, Atheist, Saint, Sinner or something else. It is open source technology. It is catholic in the broadest sense of the word. No religion has a monopoly over it.

Indeed, it is radical technology. Because love has the property of buoyancy, a heart filled to the brim with love serves as a flotation device. It is a hot air balloon that lifts us up and out of the hostile truth of the Valley of Tears. Love is the helium of the heart. The technology allows each of us to ascend from the level of the most miserable and hideous of loveless beast to the level of our loving God. THE TECHNOLOGY DEIFIES US.